Andrew Ramsden (21), a man of previous good character, was sentenced to 15 years imprisonment last night after a two-week long trial.
Pictured: Ramsden entering court, yesterday.
Ramsden, from South Elmsall, West Yorkshire, was found guilty of hijacking and robbing a truck carrying over 15,000 pound’s worth of Farlie’s Rusks. After bludgeoning the the driver unconscious with the butt of a handgun and attaching his penis to the truck’s battery, Ramsden ate all of the rusks before falling asleep listening to a Ladybird audiobook. Strangely, £40,000 in the truck’s safe was left untouched.
Upon sentencing, Judge Derek Deryckere QC remarked “You’ve been a very naughty boy.”
Ramsden at first looked nonchalant, but upon hearing that he would not be allowed to take his collection of Ladybird books to jail with him, burst into tears.